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houndoom:

people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit

(via theairclub)

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unluckycharmxo:

stingraye:

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

(via kevajuice)

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tiger-lilies-and-tortelini:

*clinks glass* i’d like to make a toast. *puts bread in toaster*

(Source: soulsforsupper, via thathilariousasian)

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1 year ago

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(Source: yourenotaheroyourealiar, via lrvin-deactivated20131229)

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1 year ago

imnotandrewhussie:

bloodyconverse:

toocooltobehipster:

therealhamster:

being called on to read in class when you aren’t following along

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being called on in class

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class

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ass

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(via kevajuice)

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1 year ago

ajmortys:

“We Know Who Your Crush Is” - a psychological thriller for fourth graders.

(Source: doubleentandre, via thehilariousblog)

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1 year ago